Review of Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008) by Henrik K — 15 Jul 2014
This movie is just stupid. Apparently this movie is a movie that George Lucas wanted to call "Indiana Jones and The Saucer Men From Mars", which is the stupidest title ever made. Reason why everyone felt for Indiana Jones in original 3 films, is because they actually made those stunts.
Maybe, it wasn't Harrison Ford doing it, but there was someone, that's why you felt for them, because they were there. Now you watching Shia LaBeouf swinging in the vines, like Tarzan, by watching CGI-monkeys.
Indiana Jones jumping to the fridge and surviving the atom bomb, it's just dumb. I would rather watch original Indiana Jones films, and also Temple of Doom, I'm sick of people bashing Temple of Doom, it's freaking awesome.
Sure, you may hate Short Round or Willy, they are annoying, but everybody is like "Oh, you are jealous, Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull is hardcore, Temple of Doom sucked ass", because it's Spielberg, the guy knows what he's doing.
He can make a piece of crap (A.I, Terminal, Hook) and everybody will love it, because he's Steven Spielberg. George Lucas, he killed Star Wars for me with those DVD, Blu-Ray special editions and prequels.
And John Williams, he makes good score, but that's about it. Also, the ending rips off Raiders Of The Lost Ark, by burning the heads of the villains. I'm pretty sure that the next Indiana Jones film will be called like "Mutt Williams and the Sea Monsters of Death" and I'm pretty sure that they will make a sequel because this film made like 800 million dollars.
Watch Close Encounters of The Third Kind, if you want to see a movie about aliens, directed by Steven Spielberg.
This review of Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008) was written by Henrik K on 15 Jul 2014.
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull has generally received mixed reviews.
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