Review of Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008) by Garrett S — 20 Feb 2016

This is easily the most overrated movie ever. It's cheesy, bland, non funny, gives no shit about making any sense, and has some of the worst special effects ever seen. Harrison Ford is okay, but the plot makes him a sappy old man, and focuses way too much on motherf'ing Shia LaBeouf.

I will NEVER EVER watch this movie again, and I'm glad I didn't go to see it in a theater.