Review of iMurders (2008) by Megs M — 29 Jul 2011

According to this chat room based, whodunit, thriller/horror, Facespace is the new, em, Facebook, MySpace, Faceparty, whatever. (Does anyone even remember Faceparty? Well it's still out there, I just checked.) So great, yet another social network to join and embarrass myself in public on... Sadly, joining also appears to mean your likelihood of being murdered in a rather gristly way increases several fold too. (However great its other features might be, an automatically installed die horribly app isn't really that appealing to be perfectly honest.).

Anyway, this film hurt, my, head. You really need to take notes as you go along to understand what's going on, but as it's not that great it's probably not worth it. I didn't really take to the characters in it and as a guilty pleasure started to look forward to the next one meeting his/her demise. I thought the picture quality on the DVD sucked a bit too. By the way, Facespace looks rubbish; it looks like Facebook would look if I designed it.

1 cat and no decapitations. (Actually I can't remember the cat, whose name is Max, but he was credited at the end as "Clarence The Cat".) Top badass moment: Any scene with Agent Otis Washington (Tony Todd) in. Seeing him standing 17" taller than his FBI partner Agent Lori Romano (Brooke Lewis) made me wish I had a mate like him when I was at school; and a girlfriend like her too actually. Being a 'man mountain' is badass. 6 out of 10.