Review of Idiocracy (2006) by Alexander C — 07 Dec 2012

''Unfortunately, Trevor passed away from a heart attack while masturbating to produce sperm for artificial insemination. But I had some eggs frozen, so just as soon as the right guy comes along...''.

Private Joe Bauers, the definition of "average American"(in other words a dick :P), is selected by the Pentagon to be the guinea pig for a top-secret hibernation program. Forgotten, he awakes 500 years in the future. He discovers a society so incredibly dumbed-down that he's easily the most intelligent person alive. So begins the biggest farce I've seen...

Luke : Joe Bauers.

Maya Rudolph: Rita.

I don't know what this film is trying to do but it's the messiest shoddiest pile of shit, that this is me being polite about it.

Luke Wilson is a typical B-Grade actor who usually mumbles his way past his movies but this one is SO FF*ING DUMB! its impossible for him to blag it even.

I mean I think todays society is already in this current state never mind thinking about the future. I mean the White House is like a circus. A total waste of an 1hr 20 minutes with crap joke after crap joke.

When you get a film where you would rather go and watch leaves fall off a tree theres something seriously wrong.

This has secured its position in the depths of the compost heap and boy it stinks!