Review of I Was a Teenage Zombie (1987) by Jared F — 01 May 2007

Words cannot do this movie justice. A mixture of marijuana, Mexicans, highschoolers... and... zombies? Yes. Yes. Don't try to justify it. Don't waste your time trying to make sense of it. Just love it because it's friggin' Zombies and Marijuana and Mexicans and Malt Shops all in one gloriously incoherent, amateurish shit-fest of awesomeness.

Best scene... Mexican Marijuana Dealer Zombie ripping a woman's legs off as he has sex with her on the hood of a car. Need I say more? Of course not. There was more awesome in that one sentence than if Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sylvester Stallone were to become president and vice president of The United States of Awesome. Not even if their first act in office was to make every day National Stripper Day would it be as awesome as this movie.