Review of I Know Who Killed Me (2007) by Jack C — 11 Apr 2009

Compare Lindsay Lohan's career to that of Anne Hathaway's and it's almost like they've travelled the same path. They were following each others steps until a giant hole in space appears and causes them to veer off into alternate dimensions.

Both made famous through Disney family films, one of the pair managed to emerge a successful and acclaimed actress, while the other's path can be best described as an abysmal descent into banality.

As a result of this we have the film "I Know Who Killed Me". Lindsay Lohan in this films acts like someone who's just learnt a swear word and they're not afraid to use it. She's a rebel man, leave her alone.

Screw you everyone who says she can't act, she bloody emotes more than Marlon Brando in this. She loses an arm and a leg! She smokes in it as well and has a crack addict mum. She is so street and urban and 'grown-up' it's ridiculous.

Honestly, this film is so jejune I'm actually surprised I've written this much about it already. Avoid at all costs.