Review of I Know Who Killed Me (2007) by Adam B — 12 Apr 2009

Utter rubbish from start to finish. The plot is awful and never should have been seriously considered, all the actors look as though they would really rather be anywhere else, and the "dark and shocking" end comes across as laughable and bewildering.

Also, for what is billed as an erotic thriller, it neither excites nor thrills at any point. Lohan lumbers around in a corset for a while like a drunk girl at a Moulin Rouge party, but aside from that there is nothing remotely erotic in the whole thing, which puts more pressure on the film to be a half decent thriller, which it spectacularly fails to do.

It's film-making of the very lowest order, and should serve as a template for all aspiring young film-makers as how not to do it.