Review of I Know Who Killed Me (2007) by Vetle L — 08 Jan 2010

To keep it short, since I'll be here all day otherwise: I Know Who Killed Me has an atrociously crafted story, plot elements that go nowhere or makes no sense, cinematography that reeks of film student, an endless maze of failed character development subplots, an overambitious, undertalented director and symbolism blunt enough to bludgeon cows to death with.

In short, it deserves every one of its eight Razzies, and you are a far better riffer than me if you can even make this 105 min nightmare bearable.