Review of I Am the Pretty Thing That Lives in the House (2016) by Ivy S — 01 Nov 2016

TL;DR - Hipsters who finds meaning to the most stupid things like a sctrach on a chair would love this movie! To the simple people like the rest of us, please don't watch this. You will regret wasting 1 hour and 30 minutes when you are on the urge of dying.

Thank you.

I have never felt the need to write a review whether it was for a movie, place, or restaurant. I thought since it was halloween me and my man could cuddle up and watch a movie while enjoying our time. Honestly, this movie fucking ruined my night. If you like poems written by a emotional 16 year old then this movie is perfect for you! Let me explain myself.

1: The intro is so long and hard to get into. I know a lot of films and books are like that so I always give them a shot. But when I felt like the intro was finally over, I decided to backout... There was only 27 minutes left so I decided to just waste the rest of my time and finish it.

2: Nothing happened. It was narrated almost the whole movie and nothing scary was happening!

3: Almost leading me on. Although nothing was happening, it did feel like something was going to go down soon. It's like waiting almost 2 hours for the guy to cum but doesn't...Disappointment.