Review of Hypnotic (2023) by Criticalcritter — 05 Jun 2023

Prepare to be utterly flabbergasted by the fact that 'Hypnotic' managed to convince multiple individuals that it was a brilliant concept. Clearly, the amount of money spent on this disaster could have been put to much better use, like actually making a difference in the lives of those less fortunate.

I can only assume that Ben Affleck found himself in dire straits, desperately in need of a hefty paycheck, or perhaps Robert Rodriguez decided to play a little prank on his unsuspecting audience. Because, really, what better way to show appreciation for your fans than to serve them a mishmash of stolen ideas from countless other movies? In fact, I highly recommend spending your time watching mind-numbing TikTok videos instead - they're bound to bring you more joy.

Spare a thought for the poor actors who naively thought they were embarking on a project with the esteemed Mr. Affleck, only to find themselves trapped in this nonsensical and woefully misguided cinematic disaster.