Review of Hulk Vs. (2009) by Shane H — 08 Apr 2012

Ok to start off there was way too many previews in the beginning. First I watched Hulk VS Thor, ok Thor is some anciet God who lives in Asgard with the other Gods and he flies around on a gay pride rainbow swinging his little hammer and saying things like "do you want to quarrel with me sir, I will give thee a lashing the likes you will not soon forget". Give thee a break, Loki brings Hulk to Asgard to defeat his stepbrother Thor. Hulk and David Banner are separated and Hulk is put under a spell that allows Loki to control. He goes on a rampage destroying his city and beating the shit out of Thor. Hulk has some great hair in this epic of super powers. In the end we get to go to Hel and try and retrieve David Banner's soul from Hela the ruler of the underworld and Loki's daughter. Hulk Tired.

Hulk VS Wolverine was next, Logan is commissioned by the Government to track down and destroy if necessary a large green creature known as the Hulk. Logan finds him and they battle but are both captured by Project X. Sabertooth, Omega Red, Deathstrike and Deadpool are all there. They want Wolverine back and to use the Hulk as a weapon. Deadpool is a smart ass as usual and makes for some pretty comedic relief. Deathtrike and the crew all wanna kill Logan and they all battle, Hulk is released and wants to kill everyone. They gave Hulk a few lines in this one and his caveman lingo is also pretty funny, so in this one he gets a personality but no cool hair do.