Review of How to Lose Friends & Alienate People (2008) by J K — 15 Jan 2011
Never in a million years would I have thought that I would have been utterly bored and disappointed in a movie starring Simon Pegg, Jeff Bridges, Kirsten Dunst and Megan Fox in her underwear. Couldnt have Simon killed a zombie.
..or at least the next best thing in Megan Fox (cinematically speaking of course)? I mean, seriously, this movie was so drab and unwatchable I had to switch channels to Showtime to watch Oceans 11, a movie I've seen 2,234 times.
THAT's how disappointed I was in this film. The story was something out of a Hallmark Channel movie starring Connie Seleca and Dean Cain and it was executed so poorly I skipped ahead to the ending just to get it over with.
How can you have a cast as strong as this and Megan Fox in her underwear and create a bomb? I mean, c'mon, at least have Megan take her clothes off. That would've at least have separated this movie from the other high-profile bombs of the last 25 years.
Al Qaeda couldn't have produced a bomb this big. Jesus what a mess.
This review of How to Lose Friends & Alienate People (2008) was written by J K on 15 Jan 2011.
How to Lose Friends & Alienate People has generally received mixed reviews.
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