Review of How to Be a Latin Lover (2017) by Movie W — 24 May 2017

Beginning with the opening scene, this movie is nothing more than two torturous hours of lame, simple-minded, disconnected gags strung together to form an even lamer simpler-minded plot, if it can be called that.

This kind of low-brow crap is all the likes of Rob Lowe can qualify for, but it was sad to see Salma Hayek and the venerable and iconic Raquel Welch stoop to this low a level. Didn't they read the script before they signed?

The kid was cute and there actually was one funny gag (that did not involve any of the main players - which probably explains why it was funny) about mid-way. But neither of these made enduring the inane- ness of everything else worth it.