Review of House Party (1990) by Jonathan R — 18 Aug 2007

THIS FILM IS HIP HOP COMEDY AT ITS BEST...JOKES & QUOTES FOR DAYS!! Slammin tracks to by TODAY, FLAVOR FLAV, FULL FORCE..aaah those were the days!!

Some of my favorite quotes:

"ooooohh Dragon Breath....F*ck you bitch......

She says' " If i'm a bitch yo mama's a bitch!!!!!

"I..smell, I smell, ...P*&^$Y maan, kick his ass!!

"Now kid, why did you call his mother a GARDEN TOOL??

"i gotta weight problem, I CANT WAIT TO EAT!!

"SWIIIIITCH.....then Kid has to dance wid that DRY GIRL in the Red Jacket again...Aye yo Bilah man......Switch again!!! (dont forget Bilah's Laugh & shoulder shake!!).

"This drink right here....Makes yo D*CK Hard i'm talking COCK DIESEL!!!

...I See the lighhht, I see the lighhhht!!

Follow the drip, follow the drip!

"I AM SOMEBODY".

"Pull another dusty one.

Out for all you dusty's".

"You gotta learn how to pack...SCIENTIFICALLY".

"Yo mama should have fed you before you got here, this ain't no damn Soup kitchen!!

"Some times, I be gettin ready to whoop some asssssss, and all I can do is vision that fool man......Pee-wee says "Word??? I dunno bout that, when i'm alone wid my girl all I can think about is the P . . .SY, u know wot i'm sayin.....lol..This dude must have a mental block or sumthin....lol....Shut up pee wee...I wos just playin!!

"Your runing round town like a faggot in heat, me and my boys can't be beat, wherever you go we'll smell you like glass..coz where gonna kick you F . .KING Asssss,.

You got yo silly ass Locked in a ice box, with no where to GOOOOOO!!!!

You get my point peeps ther are lines for days so GO WATCH IT AGAIN NOW.

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