Review of House of the Dead (2003) by Chrisk. — 30 May 2006
Honestly, this is the worst movie that I have ever seen. The game I thought was rediculous enough without a good story, which had awesome and intense players wanting to just shoot something up. However, it all falls down to the game movie trying to make something of itself.
Being a gamer enough as it is, I was looking foward to the movie simply because of the title. No where in the genre that was said about the movie was meant for comedy. It's worth a nickel to see if you want, better for free.
I may have enjoyed this movie if I was ever into pointless events, a crappy story, zombie killing mayhem without me doing the killing, and sex in the middle of all things. I give some points on how good looking the stars are.
.. I take some points based on how their performance took place in the movie. Honestly, they were all pretty stupid.
This review of House of the Dead (2003) was written by Chrisk. on 30 May 2006.
House of the Dead has generally received very negative reviews.
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