Review of House of the Dead (2003) by Jonathan W — 15 Nov 2007
Boobies in the first 3 minutes? Lines of dialog that sound like they were written by a drunken 12 year old? Jumpy, spastic action scenes that try to emulate 'The Matrix', and actually make you like that film less because of it? Why it must be Uwe Boll, a director so bad, he's destined for immortality.
(Why? To live forever!).
This review of House of the Dead (2003) was written by Jonathan W on 15 Nov 2007.
House of the Dead has generally received very negative reviews.
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