Review of House of the Dead (2003) by Isaiah K — 26 Feb 2008
Honestly, I hate this movie so much that I love it. I really do. It is so bad, so inept, so awful, that it actually becomes enthralling entertainment. If you watched Planet Earth, then you probably sat aghast at a lion eating a gazelle.
This is the movie equivalent. Gasp as Jurgen Prochnow gets out acted by a boat. Wail as the original game's lame graphics get spliced into the movie. And stare in absolute wonder how even Uwe Boll found a way to get all the lead actresses topless for no reason minutes apart from each other.
Seriously... this movie has been proven by SCIENCE to be the worst movie of all time. Ed Wood couldn't make it this bad. And somehow it comes full circle. You will watch it dozens of times just to remind yourself how bad it is.
It is truly the lowest point of everyone involved's careers. I hate this movie so much that I am giving it 5 changes to German law to stop Uwe Boll exploiting tax loopholes out of 5.
This review of House of the Dead (2003) was written by Isaiah K on 26 Feb 2008.
House of the Dead has generally received very negative reviews.
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