Review of House of the Dead (2003) by Drew M — 03 Aug 2012

I'll give this film an extremly generous two stars simply because I laughed so much throughout the film. So bad, it's hilarious. Seriously as soon as the undead attack, these would-be ravers become killing machines.

Instantly they become not only accurate with weapons, but deadly knowledgeable of kung fu. Holy crap and the dialogue is so amateurish, it's almost priceless.