Review of House of 1000 Corpses (2003) by Figazzi — 10 May 2020

Fick you Rob Zombie. The only character to be tortured and murdered should have been you, but before even thinking about making this movie. A process that clearly didn't take long according to the total lack of any plot whatsoever.

Or maybe the goal of the film was to push the audience to commit violence against the director. Possible. As an example of how truly awful this movie is it took me a whole 1 hour and 30 minutes of self loathing before I decided to turn this crap off and skip the very predictable sick **** ending.