Review of Horsemen (2009) by Stephen S — 15 Jul 2009
Come and See...the reason this is direct to DVD. On the nose dialogue and a shitty, angst ridden ending. Lest not forget Michael Bay produced it. Needs more Stormare.
If I were to put together the four horsemen of the cinematic apocalypse it would have to Michael Bay as War, because no one is more 'splosionrific.
Jerry Bruckheimer would have to be Pestilence being that he plagues TV and theaters with shit.
Uwe Boll would have to be Death as he's kills everything he touches.
And finally Spielberg and Lucas would have to share the mantle of the fourth horseman Conquest, as they both are equally responsible for the "Blockbuster film.".
This review of Horsemen (2009) was written by Stephen S on 15 Jul 2009.
Horsemen has generally received mixed reviews.
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