Review of Home on the Range (2004) by Lucas K — 21 Jul 2010

So, as i've been going through the 00s Disney animated canon, i've found out that it's not as bad as I would have thought. Sure, you got your garbage like Atlantis and Dinosaur. But then you have some decent, solid, respectable movies, like Emperor's New Groove, Treasure Planet, Brother Bear. so, with that, I went into this movie with an open mind.

And holy crap, it did not deserve it. this is about the biggest piece of junk I have ever seen. this movie should get an award for how bad it is.... it seems like its trying to make bad movies an artform. the lines here are downright LAUGHABLE.... maybe kids may find it funny... maybe. the whole movie plays out like a horrible joke that somebody wants to keep stretching out. it kinda even gets to the point where it starts getting funny because of how bad it is.

During the movie, my two basic thoughts were:

1. "I cannot believe this is the same company that did Beauty and the Beast, Lion King, Aladdin, Hunchback.".

2. "I wonder how else I could be spending my time.".

This movie was utter garbage. I wasted my time, dont waste yours, unless you want to see a legit contender for "worst movie of all time.".

The only moderately ok thing about this movie: I liked two of the songs. thats about it.

Damnit, the things I will do for completeness sake....