Review of Home Alone 4 (2002) by Clark W — 07 Nov 2015

AMONGST THE GREAT MOVIES SUCH AS GARFIELD, LOONEY TUNES: BACK IN ACTION AND THE CAT IN THE HAT MOVIE, HOME ALONE 4 IS ONE OF THE GREATEST MOVIES TO EVER HAVE BEEN SHOWN TO AUDIENCES. IT WENT STRAIGHT TO DVD AND STRAIGHT INTO MY HEART. IT BASICALLY FEAUTRES KEVIN NOT BEING PLAYED BY FAMOUS DRUG ADDICT MACULAY CULKIN BUT BY SOME GUY NOBODY HAS HEARD OF. AT THE START KEVIN IS AT HIS MA'S HOUSE AND HIS BROTHER IS CALLED BUZZ LOOKS LIKE ONE OF THE ADAM SANDLERS KIDS IN THE MOVIE GROWN UPS EXCEPT THIS IS 2002 AND THIS KID IS PROBABLY WORKING AS CASHIER MANAGER IN HIS LOCAL ASDA. HE HAS A HOT SISTER AS WELL WHO LOOKS LIKE THAT GIRL IN THE ADVERT FOR BRAZZERS. YOU KNOW THE ONE IN THE CAR. ADMIT IT. WE HAVE ALL SEEN THAT IMAGE. BUT ANYWAY KEVINS IN HIS ROOM AND HES WATCHING SOME VIDEO FROM CHRISTMAS PROBABLY IN THE LATE 90S OR 2000 BECAUSE HE LOOKS YOUNGER AND THIS FILM WAS MADE IN 2002 SO AYE. KEVIN'S MA GOES SOMEWHERE AND HE HAS TO STAY WITH BUZZ. THE HOT SISTERS GONE TO A CINEMA OR SOMETHING BECAUSE THAT WAS SOCIABLE BACK THEN. THEY DIDNT HAVE GREAT SOCIAL MEDIA SITES LIKE MYSPACE AND BEBO. SO BUZZ IS A COMPLETE SAVAGE. HE MAKES KEVIN DO HOUSEHOLD OBJECTIVES LIKE PUT HIS CLOTHES AWAY BUT BUZZ HITS THE CLOTHES OUT HIS ARMS AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE PART IN THIS MONTAGE KEVIN IS TRYING TO PUT CRAP IN THE BIN WHICH IS A TRASH CAN BECAUSE THEY HAD THEM BACK IN 2002, OR AT LEAST IN AMERICA I DONT KNOW SCOTLAND NUMBER 1! BUT WHEN HE PUTS IT IN THE BIN AND HIS HAND IS ON THE SIDE OF THE BIN, SAVAGE MOTHERFUCKER BUZZ SLAMS THE BIN TOP AND INJURES KEVIN A LITTLE AND KEVIN MAKES A WEIRD FACE AND SCREAMS AND I FIND THAT RATHER FUNNY HAHAHA!

SO IT CUTS TO KEVIN THEN SITTING ON THE STAIRS AND HIS MA COMES IN. SHORT NOTICE IM LISTENING TO LA DISPUTE WHILST WRITING THIS REVIEW BUT THAT DOESNT MATTER, SUPPORT EMOTIVE HARDCORE. KEVINS MA COMES IN AND KEVIN COMPLAINS ABOUT BUZZ BEING A PURE SAVAGE GAJ. SO KEVIN GOES TO HIS ROOM BUT I FORGOT TO MENTION KEVIN WAS INVITED TO STAY AT HIS DADS FOR CHRISTMAS BUT DECLINED AND IN THIS SCENE HE DECIDES TO GO TO HIS DADS WITHOUT TELLING HIS MA SO KEVIN GOES INTO A TAXI AND WHEN HE GETS DROPPED OFF KEVIN TELLS THE DRIVER TO KEEP THE CHANGE AND THE DRIVER SAYS "ITS ALL CHANGE" BUT HE SAYS IT IN AN ACCENT THAT MAKES HIM SOUND LIKE THE ONLY REASON HE IS DRIVING THE TAXI IS BECAUSE HE WANTS TO RECREATE THE LATEST FAKE TAXI VIDEO.

SO NOW KEVIN GOES TO THE DOOR AND WE ARE GREETED TO MY BOY PRESCOT. NOW PRESCOT IS ONE OF THE MOST PURE LADS I HAVE EVER SEEN AND I HAVE SEEN CHEEKY NANDOS KING ROB DAMIANI OF DON BROCO. PRESCOT ASKS WHO KEVIN IS AND THEN IT CUTS TO KEVINS DAD MAKING OUT WITH HIS HOT GIRLFRIEND WHO LOOKS LIKE SCARLETT JOHANSON EXCEPT SHE WAS NOT BORN DURING THIS PERIOD OF TIME KNOWN AS 2002. SO PRESCOT SAYS THAT HIS SON IS HERE AND KEVIN RUNS IN. KEVIN MEETS THE HOT GIRLFRIEND AND THIS BITCH CALLED MOLLY, SHE LOOKS LIKE BETTY WHITE MIXED WITH MOLLY RINGWALD. MOLLY SHOWS KEVIN THIS INSANELY 2000'S BEDROOM WHICH FOR SOME REASON DOES NOT HAVE A PS2. AT LEAST ONE THAT IS IN SIGHT AS I HAVE SEEN THIS MOVIE A WHOPPING 47 TIMES. KEVIN ALSO HAS A FANCY CHAIR AND THE TV HAS LIKE 16 OTHER SCREENS AND THERES A BUNCH OF OTHER COOL STUFF AND YEAH. SO KEVIN SLEEPS AND WAKES UP TO LIKE 16 MOLLYS ASKING WHAT HE WANTS FOR BREAKFAST. SO HE SAYS A FEW THINGS AND SOME GUY WHO ISNT PRESCOT COMES IN AND GIVES IT TO HIM. LIKE HOW DID THEY KNOW KEVIN WOULD ASK FOR THAT. WHAT IF KEVIN WANTED A FINE VEGAN MEAL. AFTER THIS THERES A MONTAGE OF KEVIN HAVING FUN WHILST I FEEL GOOD BY JAMES BROWN PLAYS. ABOUT 10 MINUTES LATER WE SEE MARV WHO ISNT THE SAME MARV IN THE FIRST 2 BUT SOME GUY CALLED MARV WHO HAPPENS TO KNOW SOME KID THAT ISNT MACAULAY CULKIN CALLED KEVIN MCALLISTER. AND INSTEAD OF JOE PESCI THAT GUY FROM GOODFELLAS THAT DOES THAT "AM I FUNNY" BIT, IT'S SOME HOOKER. THEY PROBABLY PICKED UP THAT HOOKER AND INSTEAD OF MONEY THEY PAIED HER A ROLE IN THE ONE OF THE GREATEST MOVIES EVER, HOME ALONE 4.

SO MARV AND THE HOOKER GO TO KEVINS DAD AND BY THE WAY KEVINS DADS HOUSE HAS THESE SPEAK BUTTONS WHERE YOU SPEAK INTO THE THING AND IT DOES STUFF LIKE IF YOU SAY DOOR OPEN IT OPENS A DOOR. SO SOMEHOW MARV HAS THIS DEVICE AND BUSTS INTO THE HOUSE. KEVIN THEN KNOWS MARV SO HE GOES INTO HIS ROOM WHILST MARV AND THE HOOKER ARE SNOOPING AROUND. MARV REALISES THERES A KID IN THERE SO HE TRIES TO CREEP INTO THE ROOM LIKE HE IS IAN WATKINS. `KEVIN IS IN THIS LUXARY SHOWER AND BATH ROOM WHICH HAS THIS WALL SHOWER WHICH IS WHAT THEY SHOULD BE USING AS AN EXTERNAL HOSE. THERES ALSO A JACUZZI, BUT MARV AND THE HOOKER WALK INTO THE LUZARY SHOWER ROOM AND KEVIN COMES FROM THE SIDE OF THE HOSE SHOWER AND PRESSES IT ON AND IT SWEEPS MARV AND HIS WHORE INTO THE JACUZZI AND SOMEHOW THE ROOM FULLY TURNS INTO A WATER FEST LIKE THIS IS A JAMES BOND MOVIE OR SOMETHING. TBH I DONT WATCH JAMES BOND SO HOW WOULD I KNOW BUT KEVIN IS SOMEHOW OUT OF THE ROOM AND HE GOES TO THE MAIN DOOR WHERE THERE IS A BUZZER THAT HE CAN SUMMON PRESCOT. THE BUZZER DOESNT WORK FOR SOME REASON AND THE WATER PRESSURE BLOWS THE DOOR AND MARV AND THE HOOKER COME FLYING DOWN AND MARV REALISES ITS KEVIN AND GOES TO HIS WHORE THIS IS KEVIN. AND AFTER THAT THEY FLEE AND HIS DAD AND HOT GIRLFRIEND COME IN AND SHES MAD. SHES FREAKES SHE TRIES TO SUMMON PRESCOT AS WELL AND KEVINS ALL LIKE "I TRIED BITCH" BUT THIS TIME PRESCOT COMES THROUGH AND IS ALL LIKE "BRO WTF YOU WANT A THROWDOWN, I AINT SEEN NO ROBBERS JUST THIS LITTLE SHIT".

SO ANYWAY AFTER ANOTHER 30 MINUTES OF MIND BLOWING AWESOMENESS WE GET NEAR THE END WHERE WE HAVE FOUND OUT THAT BITCH MOLLY IS WORKING FOR THE TERRORISTS ALSO KNOWN AS MARV AND THE HOOKER. AND MY BOY PRESCOT HITS MOLLY WITH A FRYING PAN AND SHE GETS KNOCKED OUT STONE COLD. MY BOY PRESCOT IS BASICALLY MIKE TYSON. MOLLY AND MARV AND THE WHORE GET PUT TO JAIL AND KEVIN IS PROCLAIMED A HERO. KEVIN THEN GRABS THE BUTTON SPEAKER AND SAYS "SNOW ON" AND SNOW COMES ON. LIKE WTF THATS NOT PART OF THE HOUSE THAT IS MOTHER NATURE YOU TWAT.

BUT THATS THE END TO ONE OF THE GREATEST MOVIES I CLAP TO THE CREATORS. AND PROCEED TO WATCH GARFIELD, LOONEY TUNES BACK IN ACTION, THE CAT IN THE HAT AND THEN HOME ALONE 4 AGAIN.

I WOULD LIKE TO THANK ROTTON TOMATOES FOR HAVING A NO CHARACTER LIMIT AS THIS WAS THE SIZE OF THE SCRIPT FOR THIS MOVIE.

I WOULD LIKE TO THANK THE CREATORS OF THIS MOVIE AND ASK THEM TO SEND ME A SIGNED PHOTO OF PRESCOT.

AND I WOULD LIKE TO THANK YOU FOR READING THIS AND DEFIANTLY RECOMMEND THIS MOVIE.

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