Review of Hitman: Agent 47 (2015) by Loucetios — 26 Jan 2016
Somehow they turned a movie about Agent 47 into a movie about some chick who for some reason has the same abilities despite having zero training or experience. They just invented a mary sue for seemingly no reason. She has nothing to do with the games or previous films.
No explanation for this is given and the movie becomes entirely about her. The decision to make Agent 47 a sidekick in his own movie is nothing short of baffling. From the trailer she's barely shown because they knew a movie that wasn't about Agent 47 would be reviled.
Fans will hate it, Agent 47's actor does a terrible job at emulating 47's coldness, the action is dull and predictable.
My expectations were basically nothing and after 44 minutes I turned it off. Probably the worst movie I've ever seen.
If you're trying to decide whether to torrent this or watch it, don't. Do something else with your 2 hours 30 minutes. Just about anything else will be better.
This review of Hitman: Agent 47 (2015) was written by Loucetios on 26 Jan 2016.
Hitman: Agent 47 has generally received mixed reviews.
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