Review of Hitman: Agent 47 (2015) by Yoloswag4Doge — 01 Jun 2016

I'm all for some bad ass action, but the corniness of this movie frequently made me cringe. There's parts that make no sense, like a broken gun suddenly working and a 'jump in front of a bullet to save someone' moment WHILE HOLDING A LOADED GUN! The main characters are constantly standing in front of point blank automatic fire that sprays all around them in a perfect silhouette.

The whole movie is just really silly with no stakes to it because the main characters are invincible. All they do is spin in circles all the time while firing dual pistols in all directions. It sounds cool, but this movie manages to make it all really lame.

All in all I found it pretty boring.