Review of Hitman: Agent 47 (2015) by Dontbenasty — 20 Aug 2015

Because Hitman is all about explosive action and shootouts, and not methodical stealth assassinations. Also did anyone notice how stupid this movie is? How you catch up to someone who runs his lungs out, by walking? Since when Agent 47 has bulletproof skin? BTW The movie has the worse kind of 80s punch lines and you will be asking to find the guy who wrote the dialogue and make him eat the script along with the actors. This movie is confused, forggetable, a vegatable, pizza, table, door and I could propably go on about mentioning random words because with this movie it doesn't matter.

To its credit there are some cool shooting moments, but they don't redeem anything.