Review of Hitman: Agent 47 (2015) by Scarred G — 06 Sep 2015
Does it feel like the "Critics" got together/emailed each other an said "ok I take myself too seriously an expected to go into a theater to not be entertained by a game to movie adaptation so like the poor kid in class that cant buy expensive clothes we are going to team up like the stuck up overpaid jerks we are an kick the sh!t out of him because we went in to see Les Miserables but some how walked into Hitman so lets take it out on a fun shoot em up movie cause hey we expected by the title "Hitman" an rightfully so aka "game to movie" it was going to be an emotionally gripping movie an we were BETRAYED "oh the humanity"... REALLY ya because every genetically engineered human that has their "emotions" stomped on like a red headed step child is going to be emotional right? How retarded do you have to be to jump on that stupid oxymoron reason to hate on a movie because it does NOT have DEEP emotional content really?
My point is when you play a video game you expect to be put in over the top situations an get out of them an get the impression your a f***ing badass as you show the NPCs whose boss while walking around because your a highly programed Assassin that eats bad guys like a fat man thinking twinkies are being discontinued . WOW sounds like a Hitman game wait sounds like a Hitman movie. Was it an over the top fun movie Check, Was I going in expecting to see the next Bourne Identity no. Does that make it a bad movie No.
Does this review make the Critics sound like @h0les YES...
This review of Hitman: Agent 47 (2015) was written by Scarred G on 06 Sep 2015.
Hitman: Agent 47 has generally received mixed reviews.
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