Review of Hitman (2007) by Thequietgamer — 10 Sep 2012
Not the worst video game movie I've ever seen, but still a pretty horrible one. I've never played a game in the Hitman series so I can't compare it to them. The action is mildly entertaining, but the gore is to fake to be believable and just seems to be in it for the sake of having it.
The script is a series of predictable moments that you've seen happen a million times in other movies. The acting and characters are awful, and timothy olyphant makes for one of the worst main characters of all time, but that may just be do to the writing, he has no personality and constantly has the stupidest look on his face at all times.
This movie sucks, it's almost bad as the Uwe Boll video game movies. Don't watch this crappy movie.
This review of Hitman (2007) was written by Thequietgamer on 10 Sep 2012.
Hitman has generally received mixed reviews.
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