Review of Hitman (2007) by Michael K — 21 Aug 2010
What a ridiculous film! It is telling that after years of movies getting computer game spin offs that Hollywood now goes the other way and cashes in on a computer game. Having said that, knowing that this is the wafer thin reason for this movie permits you to veg out and enjoy.
I mean, who the hell gets brought up in Barnardo's for Assassins, gets a barcode tattooed on their head and spends their entire life killing people? The moody teenage years must have been a bummer for all.
But what joy to behold when he gets guns out and kills, well, everybody! Good Friday night veg-out fare. Surely someone should have realised the way to identify Agent 47 was to scan his head at the local Tesco Express?
This review of Hitman (2007) was written by Michael K on 21 Aug 2010.
Hitman has generally received mixed reviews.
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