Review of Hitman (2007) by Sab P — 19 Jan 2013

Haven't finished watching the movie yet but I am already hating it.

Olyphant cannot portray Agent 47. He does not have the attitude, the voice, nor the looks (even though he's bald) of Agent 47's. No matter how much effort was put into this movie, it was ruined by this terrible casting decision. Heck, even Vin Diesel would have made a better Agent 47 (saying this for effect because Diesel would not be right in this role).

Why is Diana's voice auto tuned? ... This movie doesn't even deserve 0.5 stars. I'd give it 0 stars if I could.

Edit: Okay, I was a bit harsh. Diana's voice wasn't auto tuned for the whole movie. Changing the rating to 1 star. Might add more stars after seeing the whole thing. Liked how the video game was featured in the movie (the kids in the hotel playing).

Edit 2: The storyline was actually decent. Bumping up to 2 stars.

Edit 3: Back down to 1 star. Recycled intro from Dark Angel? Shame.