Review of Hercules (2014) by Miriam L — 23 Aug 2010

My favourite disney movie :).

This movie is awesome and fun.

The songs are amazing, and the whole movie is just AMAZING :D.

Hades is definetely my favourite disney villain.

Meg is my all-time favourite disney girl.

Pain, Panic, Pegasus, and Phil are awesome.

Hercules is such an amazing hero.

All the songs are amazing.

This is definetly one of the best disney movies ever made.

I can watch this over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again and never get tired of it.

Favourite Songs: I Won't Say (I'm in Love), Go the Distance, A Star is Born, Zero to Hero, One Last Hope, The Gospel Truth.....OK, I love ALL the songs in this movie.

Favourite movie quotes=.

"IF...If is good."-Panic.

"I'm a damsel, I'm in distress, I can handle this. Have a nice day."-Meg.

"We dance, we kiss, we schmooze, we carry on, we go home happy. What do you say? Come on."-Hades.

"Thanks for everything, Herc. It's been a real slice."-Meg.

"People do crazy things... when they're in love."-Meg.

"You know how men are. They think 'No' means 'Yes' and 'Get Lost' means 'Take Me, I'm Yours.'"-Meg.

"But, Father, I've defeated every single monster I've come up against. I-I'm... I'm the most famous person in all of Greece. I'm... I-I'm an action figure!"-Hercules.

"Zeusy, I'm home!!!!"-Hades.

"Megara. My friends call me Meg. At least they would if I had any friends.".

-Meg.

"Uh, guys? Olympus would be that way."-Hades.

"Hercules: Uh, uh, uh, I'm, um, uh, uh, uh...

Meg: Are you always this articulate?

Hercules: Hercules. My... my name is Hercules.

Meg: Herc... huh. I think I prefer Wonderboy.".

"Somebody call IX-I-I."-Pain and Panic.

"Panic:"Hercules." Why does that name ring a bell?

Pain: I don't know. Um, maybe we owe him money?

Hades: What-was-that-name-again?

Meg: Hercules.

Panic: Wait, wasn't Hercules the name of that kid we were supposed to...?

Pain, Panic: Oh, my Gods!

[they run, Hades seizes them].

Hades: So you took care of him, huh? "Dead as a doornail." Weren't those your *exact* words?

Pain: This might be a different Hercules.

Panic: Yeah. I mean, Hercules is a very popular name nowadays.

Pain: Remember, like, a few years ago, every other boy was named Jason, and the girls were all named Brittany?".

"[singing] So you wanna be a hero, kid? Well, whoop-dee-do. / I've been around the block before with blockheads just like you / Each and every one a dissapointment / Pain for which there ain't no ointment / So much for excuses / Thou' a kid of Zeus is / Asking me to jump into the fray / My answer is two words...

[Hit by lightning] Okay."-Phil.

"Indoor plumbing. It's gonna be big."-One of the Fates.

"[seeing Hercules hiding from fans behind a curtain] Let's see. What could be behind curtain number one?"-Meg.

"Whoa. Is my hair out?"-Hades.

"Young Hercules: But if I don't become a true hero, I'll never be able to rejoin my father Zeus.

Phil: Hold it. Zeus is your father, right?

Young Hercules: Uh-huh.

Phil: [giggling] Zeus, the big guy. He's your daddy. Ha-ha-ha. Mr Lightning Bolts. "Read me a book, would you, Da-Da?" Ha-ha-ha. Zeus.

Phil: [mimics Zeus] "Once upon a time... " Ha-ha-ha.

Young Hercules: It's the truth.

Phil: Please.".

"[singing] If there's a prize for rotten judgement/ I guess I've already won that/ No man is worth the aggravation/ That's ancient history, been there, done that!"-Meg singing I Won't Say (I'm in Love).

"[singing] Ohhhhh, at least out loud I won't say I'm in love."-Meg singing I Won't Say (I'm in Love).

"For a true hero isn't measured by the size of his strength, but by the strength of his heart."-Zeus.

"How sentimental. You know, I haven't been this choked up since I got a hunk of moussaka caught in my throat."-Hades.

"He comes on with his big, innocent farm boy routine, but I could see through that in a Peloponnesian minute."-Meg.

"Zeus: So, Hades, you finally made it. How are things in the underworld?

Hades: Well, they're just fine. You know, a little dark, a little gloomy. And, as always, hey, full of dead people. What are you gonna do?".

"Hades: Pain!

Pain: Coming, your most lugubriousness.

Hades: Panic!

Panic: Oh, sorry. I can handle it.

[Runs down the stairs; trips and crashes into Pain; they tumble down the stairs; Pain is now stuck to Panic's horns].

Pain: Pain - Ow!

Panic: And Panic - eechk!

Pain, Panic: ...reporting for duty!

Hades: Fine, fine, fine. Just inform me the minute the Fates arrive.

Panic: Oh, they're here!

Hades: [shouting] What! The Fates were here and you didn't tell me?

Pain, Panic: Ohh... We are worms!

[as they grovel, they turn into worms].

Pain, Panic: Worthless worms!

Hades: Memo to me... Memo to me: Maim you after my meeting.".

"Yeah, I had a dream. I dreamed I would train the greatest hero there ever was. So great the gods would hang a picture of him in the stars for everyone to see. And everyone would say, "That's Phil's boy." That's right. Ah, but dreams are for rookies, kid. A guy can only take so much disappointment"-Phil.

"[after Hercules accidentally breaks the arms off a statue of Venus] It looks better that way. No, it really does."-Meg.

"Hades: I can't believe this guy. I throw everything I've got at him, and it doesn't even...

[Hades notices Pain is wearing Air-Hercs].

Hades: What... are... those?

Pain: Um, I don't know. I-I thought they looked kinda dashing.

Hades: I've got 24 hours to get rid of this bozo, or the entire scheme I've been setting up for 18 years goes up in smoke,.

[begins to shout].

Hades: and you are wearing his merchandise?

[Hades almost blows up in front of Pain, but stops to see Panic slurping a Hercules drink].

Panic: [chuckling nervously] Thirsty?

[Hades shouts out loud, blows up and the whole city rumbles]".

"Name's Hades, Lord of the dead. Hi, how ya doin'?"-Hades.

"Meg: Think your nanny goat would go berserk if you played hooky this afternoon?

Hercules: Oh gee, I don't know. Phil has the rest of the day pretty much booked.

Meg: Aw, Phil, Schmil. Just follow me, out the window, round the dumbells, you lift up the back wall and we're gone.".

"Will you listen to him? He's makin' the story sound like some Greek tragedy."-Thalia (one of the Muses).

Who put the glad in gladiator? HERCULES!