Review of Hellboy (2004) by Connor G — 20 Jun 2013

I usually LOVE action flicks. But, I don't know why I have such a hard time with this one. Full of conspiracy clichès and bad attempts at humor, this movie belongs at the depths of hell. For an example of what Guillermo del Torro didn't know what he was doing, (here comes the example) there was a scene in which the bad guy kills some guy in the snow and the dude bleeds out into this crop circle looking thing.

There is a LOT of blood. Didn't the people that were making this ever consider that it is COLD outside and that his body wouldn't emit that much blood? Of course they didn't, because this movie is dumb all in it's self.