Review of Hellbound (1994) by Alexander C — 31 Oct 2012

Chuck Norris stars in the final Cannon Film along with the son of Rick James & Miles Dyson. They're investigating the death of a rabbi, who had his rubbery heart ripped out by a servent of Satan with a skullet & kooky eyes. He's posing as a professor. The movie starts in Chicago & they end up going to Israel to investigate further.

Overall, a pretty fun movie. Chuck fighting demons at the end of the movie is top notch action. He delivers his slow-mo attacks at times on them. The son of Rick James & Miles Dyson is always hungry. I loved the part where a hooker gets thrown out the window by Skulletor or whatever his name was. She lands on Chuck's Firebird & doesn't even make a dent. The best part had to be when this fat cop waddles into the Israeli police station Oswald Cobblepot-style & finds Chuck & the son of Rick James & Miles Dyson snooping around. Chuck then comes up behind him & puts him in a sleeperhold, choking him out. Every time they seem to go somewhere, they are shadowed by a creepy bearded guy. His significance is revealed at the end of the movie. The son of Rick James & Miles Dyson had his wallet 'snaked" by this kid named Bezi....twice. Also, be on the lookout for Chuck's police captain, a butch lady. If I had a nickel for every time Chuck said "Leslie," I'd have a shitload of nickels.