Review of Hell Ride (2008) by Derrick C — 02 Sep 2008

At first I thought that this was actually going to be pretty good. It jumped around and generally held my interest. But at the 30 minute mark things began to disintegrate fairly quickly. Now don't get me wrong, it isn't the worst thing you'll ever see, but it may be one of the most pointless films I have seen in a while. Literally some of the most forehead smacking dialogue that I have heard since....oh my Death Proof!!!

Yeah I know QT didn't write or direct this, but the mold was so blatant that the comparisons come naturally. IT is like a roundies version of a QT biker film. Sure there are a lot of tits. Most of them are fake and you have to see a bunch of old dudes smear themselves all over them.

Don't go out of your way for this one.