Review of Hell Ride (2008) by Anthony C — 25 Mar 2009

A sleazebag's wet dream. I appreciate the effort of trying to make a true-form exploitation revival flick like Grindhouse. But the writer-director-star is a little too obnoxious and obsessed with making his character and film too fucking cool, it makes it all feel forced and awkward.

And the dialogue is terrible (think of the dialogue where they say "fire" like 50 times in a minute.).

Pretty bad, maybe watch it to have fun, drink to everytime you see tits or fire, or I dunno what, but it's not a good movie, too bad, I wanted it to be, such a great cast.

Bah whatever you'd be better off watching any softcore porn film you can get ur hands on cuz that's what this feels like.