Review of Hell Ride (2008) by Chris A — 26 Apr 2009

Poor. Trying to be something it wasn't. Poorly acted - Larry Bishop might have directed this, a job he hasn't carried off very well but as for his performance in front of the camera - well it leaves a lot to be desired.

At least he's not as poor as Vinnie Jones (God - he was shit as a footballer but can he get any worse as an actor?) Laden with gratuitous filthy sex talk which serves to highlight the lack of depth to the whole film.

The story could have easily been told in 30-40 minutes but it was dragged out and padded to the point of boredom.