Review of Hell Ride (2008) by Cody J — 12 Jul 2009

More with the Tarantino. Great, if-- like him-- you have the brain of a 15-year old horny little boy who thinks ape-hangers are cool and actually believe being a hairy biker automatically gets you conclaves of jello-wrestling babes. Have fun riding without a helmet, there's probably nothing inside your sunburned skull worth protecting anyway.

An amusing movie, but one of these days it would be nice if Tarantino would stop jerking off long enough to make something remotely in the ballpark of Reservoir Dogs again.