Review of Heist (2015) by Liam H — 18 Apr 2017

Terrible movie. This movie is called heist but the heist is only featured for about 15 minutes. The rest is a bad version of speed. The plot line is very convoluted and unrealistic. Some of the things the main character pulls off would have taken Einstein levels of forethought and from a 2 bit ex-con card dealer it's very hard to believe.

Also there are often moments of super cheese more fusty than the cheese between a homeless guys toes. Terrible, terrible movie. The straight up heist movie it threatened to be would have been much much better.