Review of Haywire (2011) by Ernie F — 16 Feb 2014

I don't understand how anyone could give this movie a remotely good rating. I myself am usually a fan for cheesy action movies, however this is just plain bad. For all you users that like it please let me know what your smoking because apparently it makes any movie good.

I tried to watch this piece of crap on three separate occasions and turned it off part way through every time. The music is long and dragged out the acting is exceptionally bad which I was surprised because there are some "actors" in it.

All of that I can usually look past and be entertained by the fighting but even that was staged and amateur at best. Whoever directed this piece of shit please write a book or something next time so I wont be appealed to it.

The only good thing about this movie was the trailer, it's what made me try and watch it 3 times so props to bringing me up and letting me down over and over again. I can officially call you an ex-girlfriend.