Review of Hatchet (2006) by Stuart P — 21 Feb 2010

Yawn fest ... blah blah nonsense ... terrible film.

This review of Hatchet (2006) was written by Stuart P on 21 Feb 2010.

Hatchet has generally received mixed reviews.

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