Review of Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man (1991) by Tristan F — 16 Mar 2009

Probably the nadir of Mickey Rourke's career slump in the 1990s, a film he has decried as a piece of shit and something he only did for the money. It has to be seen though if only to have your action heroes named after corporate entities and for some of the most ridiculous lines of dialogue, which are usually slurred by Rourke, like "Better to be cool and dead, than alive and uncool" and "Let's rock n roll these motherfuckers".