Review of Happy Accidents (2000) by Elizabeth H — 25 Jun 2010
I hated this snooze fest a lot. Blah Blah Blah was all I heard from the actors. It was about two crazy boring people. I could decipher that it had something to do with time travel and time going backwards. It had absolutely no action in it as well as very little lewd behavior. I curled up in a fetal position and snoozed for most of the movie. I did look forward to the R rating leading to Marisa Tomei's boob sighting, but I was very disappointed. I have a message to the people who made that movie and the actors..... Don't make boring movies about weird unlikable characters who do near to nothing in the movie, OK? I'd rather watch Juno again. It gets one star for production value and that it was not very offending and easy to sleep to. I'm unhappy with my human.
20% or 1 out of 5 stars.
(pathetic)Checklist:
Pee Reference.
Poop Reference.
Boob Reference.
Small People Reference.
Vomit Reference.
X Sex Reference.
Male Genitalia Reference.
Female Genitalia Reference.
Primate Reference.
Monkey-People Reference.
Fart Reference.
Monkey/Human Love Reference.
Bigfoot Reference.
Masturbation Reference.
X Violence Reference.
Excretion On Another Being Reference.
Pee Sighting.
Poop Sighting.
Boob Sighting.
Small People Sighting.
Vomit Sighting.
Sex Sighting.
Male Genitalia Sighting.
Female Genitalia Sighting.
Primate Sighting.
Talking Animal Sighting.
Monkey Mahem Sighting.
Butt Jokes.
Farts.
Monkey In Tree Sighting.
Masturbation Sighting.
X Violence Sighting.
Poop Throwing Sighting.
Excretion On Another Being Sighting.
Blood Spray Sighting.
Fire Sighting.
Slobber or Drool Sighting.
Bonus Checklist:
Poodle Stomping Sighting.
Kitten Stomping Sighting.
Monkey/Human Love Sighting.
Monkey Pooping his Diapers.
Falling Baby Monkey Sighting.
Monkey-People Sighting.
Bigfoot Sighting.
Flaming Penis Sighting.
Mickey Rourke's crusty toes Sighting.
Santa Claus squishing Sighting.
Nazi-Werewolf and Nazi Zombie Sighting.
Hitler's Head in a Jar Sighting.
This review of Happy Accidents (2000) was written by Elizabeth H on 25 Jun 2010.
Happy Accidents has generally received positive reviews.
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