Review of Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters (2013) by Chris O — 07 May 2014

This was...not good. The highlight was a great score from the ever-reliable Hans Zimmer, some pretty good costume work and some interesting conceptualizations of witch apparel, but the story was full of holes, unnecessary characters, and not a single line of genuinely natural dialogue.

Ok for a dumb movie in the background, but probably not one you want to actually sit down and watch.