Review of Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters (2013) by Dan G — 10 May 2014

Should be called "Hansel Saves Gretel: Because Gretel Is a Woman and Therefore Can't Take Care Of Herself." Ick. Unbelievable, Hollywood. Also, why can't movies with cool retro-future costume and weapon design go hand-in-hand with a good script for once? Also, this movie had no idea what it was.

Is it Grindhouse R-rated intentional campy, or is it a straight-faced fairy tale actioner? Yeesh. Actors were great, especially considering the material.