Review of Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers (1995) by Sam R — 16 Sep 2008

Wow. Where to start? In this one some family moves into the Myers house and blah, blah, blah, like it matters. Michael Myers is given a back story kind of. He is in a cult or a science experiment or something.

I don't even think the makers of the film really knew. And Poor Donald Pleasence. He is so old and out of it that he just kind of rambles on about how Michael is EVIL and stuff. And what is that about Jaime (Michael's niece) giving birth to his kid?!? That is six types of gross.

Another has Michael running: I repeat-running! That is an awful sight. Be on the look out for a young Paul Rudd and Michael's crazy babysitter who eats so much scenery she should have been a termite.