Review of Halloween: Resurrection (2002) by Dirigiblepulp — 14 Jan 2019

This movie just sucks. You can sometimes almost see what maybe the creators were going for - a kind of jaded cynical reality show attempt at the self-aware slasher, a meta commentary on our desensitization to violence.

But that's barely present or comprehensible in this mess. The opening is blasphemous, it does nothing to warrant it's presence in this franchise. The rest is an exercise in stupid pointlessness.