Review of Halloween Kills (2021) by Halloweensucked — 16 Oct 2021

I don’t have enough words to explain the full depth of how bad this movie is.

Okay to start off short it’s a dog **** movie. (Even by halloween standards) Freddy vs. Jason on a skipping dvd would make more sense then this movie. You will leave actually upset you spent money on This train wreck. Watching paint dry is a better experience. It felt like someone skimmed every other sentence about the franchise and has never watched a Halloween movie. Michael has always toed the line of being “immortal” and makes you question it.which is what makes them interesting movies . Whoever made this read “Michael is indestructible”. He starts off by killing firemen with axes 10 on 1 and kills them all unscathed. Which okay BUT THEN GETS KILLED BY A RAGTAG LYNCH MOB AT THE END. AFTER BEING STABBED REPEATEDLY AND HIS NECK BROKE BY TWO SMALL WOMEN. Then he gets up because he’s “a spooky embodiment of evil” and kills the entire group that kicked his ass the first time. There is no consistency.

Literally it feels like a bad AI wrote the script of a Michel Meyers movie. Made no sense loses it’s own plot 3-4 times in the movie and then tried to make a twist where their is no set up. It leaves you frustrated you payed to see it.