Review of Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers (1989) by Caleb L — 01 Nov 2018

Halloween 5 is the first truly sucky movie in this series. Michael has the second ugliest mask of the series, the characters all become retarded dweebs that you want to see be brutally offed, and it's not at all scary.

Dr. Loomis and Jamie are both pretty well acted, but everyone else sucks chunks. The one scene I did like (even though it doesn't work well for the character) is the rather touching moment when we see Michael's face, and he sheds a tear.

I think of it as Michael being possessed by something that forces him to do the things he does, and he wants to break out. It's stupid, yeah, but so is this movie. At least this works well considering the material.

This one is utter ass.