Review of Half Past Dead (2002) by Tom D — 17 Sep 2007
I wish I could give it a high score but I can't. It has got everything you could ever want in a film though. A particularly high rapper count, Seagal playing a russian guy called Sasha going to 'new alcatraz' prison, 'hacking the firewall' leading to doors and cameras exploding...everything!
Best of all it has Ja Rule trying to teach Steven Seagal to say 'aaiiight', shortly before Seagal slams on the breaks and yanks on the wheel catapulting Ja Rule out of the side of the car.
Awesome.
Awesome to the max.
This review of Half Past Dead (2002) was written by Tom D on 17 Sep 2007.
Half Past Dead has generally received mixed reviews.
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