Oh God, my eyes... they're burning from this schlock-fest. It's horrible, as bad as anything by Uwe Boll. Seagal, you moronic fuckwit, retire or I'll wish a snapped upper verterbrae upon your tainted soul.
This review of Half Past Dead (2002) was written by God? on 04 Mar 2006.
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