Review of Guest House Paradiso (1999) by Lude V — 22 Feb 2009

First and foremost I recommend not eating while watching this film as you will probably choke to death on your own laughter and food combo. If Rik Mayall getting a lit candle in both eyes doesn't make you guffaw like a fool then you have no sense of humour. If the kitchen fiight scene doesn't crack your ribs from laughing like a hyena then you deserve to have your knackers cracked with a nutcracker. If Eddie waking up from a night on the piss on his bike on the way to work and stopping for a pee while driving doesn't make you snigger like a bufoon then you need to have meat hooks inserted up your nostrils then slung around your own kitchen before firing out the window.

Oh and to see Rik get bondage bra and panties melted to him is worth the price of this film alone.

Get it now before I pull out a cricket bat and miss both your legs.